Honest Trailers - Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them

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From the magical mind of J.K Rowling

and the magical wallet of a Harry Potter Global Franchise Development Team

comes a movie based on

a real fake textbook

based on a fake real textbook.

briefly mentioned in real Harry Potter books

Boy

We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, aren't we?

Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them

Long after J.K ran out of novels,

the world still craves more Potter

But Hermione is way too famous these days (seriously?)

Harry is literally farting around

*Farting noise*

And Ron is...

where is Ron doing anyway?

Now

Get ready for a five-part prequel

that isn't off to the best start

but who cares, men?

that's part of heads need to fix

Ahhhhh

Uhhh

Nevermind.

Maybe I'll go find my patronus again

Look!

I'm a salmon!

That's...¿cool?

Journey.

To the upthight repressed society

at 1920's New York

But beneath the surface

lies a magical world

That's also a really uptighted repress

They got their own non-creative slang

-The No-Maj

-The what?

-No magic!

Their own muggle racism

-I know that you have a broader

backwords non-relationship

with no magic people.

And the own stains sponsores murder jacuzzis

Don't that look good.

Uhmmm

Can we go back to Hogwarts, please?

Once upon a time

JK Rowling insisted on only using

british actors

but now the franchise has come to America

and everyone

is still

british

like fancy lad

Newt Scamander

the latest of Eddie Redmayne's

whisper mumblers

Marlin's beard!

wouldn't that be nice professor

I will harvest that planet

Don't you think this is ok?

He may not be charming

He may not be popular

None on us really fit into school

but he is willing to lie

to save his pokemon

at the cost of human lives

Nothing in there is dangerous

Please don't hurt my creatures!

They aren't dangerous!

Leave his brain. Come on

They aren't dangerous!

The first symptom would be flames out of his anus

They aren't dangerous!

*Grasp*

Ahhh!

*Creature noises*

*Breaking glass*

They aren't dangerous!

Please, please. They are not dangerous!

Newt's not alone in the big city

Move over

Ron

Draco

Snape

and Hermione

Because there's a far less interesting

gang in town

Like

The boring Tina Goldstein

The psychic Betty Boop

Random Jhon boy family drama

and

the actually likeable Kowalski

A muggle

who steals the show just by

reacting to stuff

That guy's got great face

So come along in a story

that works well enough on its own

but isn't that promising

as an intro to a franchise

oh

because what a whole world look

growing up with Harry Potter

We all know what happens

when Jhonny Deep plays a pale weirdo.

and no one ever need to see that again

Good morning, star shine

The earth says "Hello!"

Starring

Eddie Redmayne talks to animals

The pillsbury O-face

True Auror season 2

Boremione

DTF Scott Fitzgerald

We need to talk about Creedence

Avada Kadeppra

And

Ahhh!

Fake Monsters

He Brought a Zoo

cockroach in teapot

Jee!

If only there were a magic spell

that could help you out in this situation!

Acchio!

Hey, screen junkies

want to know even more

about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

Then click the box in the right

for our guide to all the easter eggs hidden in the movie

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