True or False with Johnny Depp

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- HEY, JOHNNY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

BEFORE YOU-- WE'RE GONNA ACTUALLY BRING OUT

SOME OTHER OF YOUR CAST FROM THE MOVIE, BUT...

- THAT'S BAD. WE DON'T GET ALONG.

- YOU'RE HERE SO RARELY.

[laughter]

- WE DIDN'T GET ALONG VERY WELL DURING THE SHOOT.

- OH, NO. WELL--

- SO THIS MIGHT BE A KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

- YOU'RE HERE SO RARELY, I THOUGHT I WOULD

JUST GET SOME QUESTIONS OUT OF THE WAY THAT I HAD.

- SURE.

- TRUE OR FALSE.

YOU ENJOY PLAYING WITH BARBIE DOLLS?

- WELL...

[laughter]

NOT AS MUCH AS I USED TO, LET'S SAY.

YEAH. - BUT YOU DO?

- I MEAN, I-- WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS LITTLE,

I PLAYED A LOT OF BARBIE.

- MM-HMM.

- TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET, YOU KNOW--

TO SHAKE--TO SHAKE THE--

- TO STOP THE GAMES WITH THE BARBIES?

- YEAH. - WOW. OKAY.

- I GUESS IT'S WHEN I CAUGHT--

GOT CAUGHT BY MYSELF WITH THE BARBIES

IS--REALLY DID IT.

- YEAH.

YEAH.

THAT'S ILLEGAL IN A LOT OF PLACES.

[laughter]

- BUT THIS IS CALIFORNIA. - YEAH.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YOU CAN PLAY WITH BARBIES.

YOU'RE TERRIFIED--

- YOU CAN SMOKE POT WITH BARBIES.

[laughter]

- THAT'S COLORADO YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT.

- OH.

- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GOT ON HERE,

BUT, YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?

[cheers and applause]

- [chuckles]

WELL, TECHNICALLY, I'VE SLEPT IN ALLEYS.

I'VE SLEPT IN--

[laughter]

SO IT'S NOT ALWAYS IN THE NUDE, BUT...

- NOT ALWAYS.

- IT DOES OCCUR NOW AND AGAIN.

- SURE.

IT'S COMFORTABLE.

YOU ONCE DREAMED OF BEING

THE FIRST WHITE HARLEM GLOBETROTTER?

- THAT'S TRUE.

THAT IS TRUE, YEAH. - ARE YOU A--

- THAT WAS A GREAT PASSION OF MINE

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID.

- ARE YOU A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER?

- NO.

[laughter]

HENCE THE DREAM...

- THAT'S--YEAH.

YOU LOVE TO PAINT PICTURES OF ELEPHANTS?

- I DO. - ARE YOU A GOOD PAINTER?

- NO.

[laughter]

I PAINT LIKE A-- YOU KNOW, LIKE A TODDLER.

- SO--BUT IT'S JUST ELEPHANTS?

- I LIKE THE--YOU KNOW, I LOVE ELEPHANTS, CERTAINLY.

- ME TOO.

- BUT I LIKE--

I LIKE THE SHAPE OF ELEPHANTS, YOU KNOW,

THE SORT OF VARIOUS SHAPES IN TERMS OF PAINTING.

THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT

TEXTURES AND THINGS ON ELEPHANTS.

- AND HOW MANY ELEPHANTS WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE PAINTED?

- ABOUT 11. - 11.

- JUST GRABBING IT OUT OF A HAT, YOU KNOW.

- OKAY.

I WOULD LIKE ONE OF YOUR PAINTINGS

OF AN ELEPHANT.

- I'VE GOT ONE.

- I'D LIKE ONE.

- I MEAN, I HAVE TEN.

[laughter]

- I'M GONNA TAKE ONE, AND--

- [laughs]

IT'S COMING.

- ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

- IT'LL BE HERE TOMORROW. - REALLY?

- I THINK SO.

[laughter]

- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE BACK.

HE'S GONNA STILL BE HERE.